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Play it properly
Take it to league. Outdoors. In the rain. We expect the edge guard scuffed and the grip soaked — that's the point of the test.
Edinburgh, Scotland · Shipping across the UK & EU
Paddles, balls and court kit chosen for people who play four times a week and want gear that still feels right in the third game. Fitted to how you actually play — not to whichever pro signed the biggest deal.
Scuff the edge guard. Sweat through the grip. Send it back anyway.
Tell us your level and what keeps going wrong. A player answers, not a bot.
Everything listed is in the Edinburgh warehouse today.
3–5 days across Europe, duties settled at checkout.
Everything for the game
Six categories, stocked deep. If it doesn't survive a season of league play, it doesn't get listed.
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Tuesday, 7:12pm, Edinburgh
Nobody here is turning pro. Everyone here is trying to win at 8pm on a Tuesday against people they'll have a drink with at 9. That's who we build for.
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Two minutes, one paddle
Most players buy on brand, then fight the paddle for a year. Three questions about how you actually score points and we'll name the one paddle — with the reason, and what you're trading away.
Question 1 of 3
Be honest about the last match, not the one you plan to play.
The bit nobody else will put in writing
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Take it to league. Outdoors. In the rain. We expect the edge guard scuffed and the grip soaked — that's the point of the test.
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Grit wear, scuffs and a used grip never void a return. The only thing we won't take back is a cracked face from a court-rage moment.
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Wrong fit? We'll swap it for the right one and cover the postage both ways. Want your money back instead? Three working days, no interview.
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Clubs, leagues, venues
Members order their own sizes from a private club page, we print and ship to their doors. Nobody collects cash at the net or hands out polos from a car boot.
Autumn production slots: 6 of 20 remaining
The drop list
New releases, restocks and one honest gear note a month. Four or five emails a year — we don't do daily sales.
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